Standing approximately 15", and weighing in at 8 lbs, you can plop this Bigfoot Tree Yeti Sculpture anywhere in your back (or front) yard and observe the reactions of your guests as they approach your home. This Bigfoot Tree Yeti looks so life-like, real, and his eyes look like they are peering into the inner most confines of your soul. If this doesn't freak your guests out, I don't know what will!
These guys make for a somewhat humorous, yet somewhat freaky, play on the traditional garden gnome. Guarding your garden is no easy task....and, these guys show you exactly what happens after years and years of dedicated service to their master!
Available in every NFL football team, with these NFL Forest faces you can now effectively transcribe your fandom to your nearest tree, whether the tree likes it or not. If the Bigfoot Tree Yeti Sculpture, or Skel-E-Gnome garden sculptures don't manage to scare your guests away, give this a shot! It might just do the trick!
If your holiday guests make it past the quirky arrangements in your yard, don't hesitate to ensure they are greeted by one of these mounted squirrel heads! This would sit nicely next to a jacket rack near your front door!
Finally, a gift option that is both practical, and useful! The man (or woman) in your life would certainly appreciate the brilliance behind this Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt! It effectively keeps your hand warm, while it keeps you beer cold. Genius.
If the Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt wasn't a subtle and inconspicuous enough display of your holiday cheer, the beer pouch hoodie gives the perfect opportunity achieve that!
What's better than a regular hot dog? Well, a jumping hot dog, of course! If you have children (and, even if you don't) this jumping hot dog could make the perfect bouncing companion this holiday season. Just be sure they don't bump over the tree or any decorations!
Even adults can get in on the holiday bouncing fun with this yellow adult jumping ball! These also come in a quirky pink color.
For a meager $85,000, you can be the proud owner of one of these Seabreacher Customized Boats!