34 Reasons Why Visiting Australia Will Never Make It Onto My Bucket List (35 Photos)

2 year ago · Howie Romans · 0 Comment
Categories: Animals · Nature     

So, all your life, you’ve dreamed of visiting the great outback, or the land down under, as many may call it? Outside the delicate appeal of a few marketing ploys, and an occasional Disney Movie, I’m here to tell you that Australia really isn't all it’s cut out to be. Tourists may occasionally salivate over the more populous cities of Australia; however, there is a darker side that would make any vacationing hopeful cringe. After reading this article, you may just second guess including a trip to Australia on your bucket list.

(Don’t say I didn’t warn you!)

1) Nothing Stands A Chance Against The Mighty Python. Nothing.

The simple allure of Australia is the friendly people, outback dining, and beautiful open scenery. The dark side of Australia, that people don’t want you to know about, are all the animals that could turn your carefree vacation into an experience reserved for a horror movie. Just imagine confronting one of these bad boys! Would you stand a chance?
1) Nothing stands a chance against the mighty python. Nothing.

4) Even A Flush Won’t Deter A Snake.

As if encountering a snake at a shopping mall wasn't enough, don’t be surprised if you come face-to-face with one of these formidable foes at your most sacred and esteemed of locales: your very own bathroom. Look at how this snake literally ascended the plumbing system to the top of this toilet! This is certain danger that I would never want to expose my bum to. Still interested in visiting Australia? I think I’ll pass.
4) Even a flush won’t deter a snake.

11) And, Surfers Fear Them, As Well.

Nothing beats the harmonious unification of a surfer’s board, with a perfectly timed wave. Except, throw a shark into the mix. That’s when things can get messy, and surfers know it. In fairness, though, Australia isn't the only place where you will find sharks that are longing to feast on the slightest open wound—surfer or not.
11)	And, surfers fear them, as well.

16) Yum. Snake Food At Its Finest.

I’m not so sure that a snake could eat the truck or the building in this picture, but I wouldn't want to be around to see how it handles that crocodile…or, gulp, that woman.
16) Yum. Snake food at its finest.

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